conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

rosetylr:

If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s not what he meant, just talk loudly over him about possible baby names.

the-assquisitor:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

• love stick
• doinker
• schlong
• wankie
• ding dong
• 100% all-beef thermometer
• bologna pony
• stinky pickle
• magic wand
• divine rod
• love muscle
• power drill
• captain winky
• yogurt slinger
• DNA rifle 

-Wing Wong 
-Man Meat 
-Man Flesh 
-Donger 
-Power Stick 
-Stick with a hat 
-Milk Man 
-Admiral Winky