the-assquisitor:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

-Wing Wong 
-Man Meat 
-Man Flesh 
-Donger 
-Power Stick 
-Stick with a hat 
-Milk Man 
-Admiral Winky 


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